USED CAR DEALERSHIP VOTED MOST BORING SHOWROOM

Winnipeg, MAN

Used car dealer Tex Klein, was majorly bummed to hear the news handed down from UCKDRA, the Used Car/Kite Dealership Rating Association. For the first time in 13 years, Tex’s dealership “Klein’s Finds” broke the long-standing record of Most Boring Showroom with a tally of 11 out of a possible 1500 votes. The previous low was 995.

“Eleven!?” was all Tex could muster in response to his record breaking low. This rating came as no surprise to Tex’s wife Wifey Klein. “If I left the interior design of our home to Tex, we’d live inside The Hungry Man’s Dinner,” laughed Wifey. Ha.

A spokesperson from UCKDRA released the following statement: “With no offense to The Hungry Man’s Dinner, we have never seen a more pathetic showroom. There was an expired flier bundle used as the coffee table / toilet and the only wall hanging was was a pin up of a fake window (there were no windows). What we believe was Tex’s desk could only be described as a yak. It is also worth mentioning that there were no kites in the showroom, nor on the lot. In retrospect, we were hard-pressed to accept Tex’s application for a rating – the entrance to his ‘dealership’ was a mountainous billy-goat cave.”

As a follow-up to this story, the Better Business Bureau could not confirm the “Association” status of UCKDRA. “It is extremely suspicious that a Car/Kite Rating Association could not recognize the difference between a car dealership and a billy goat cave. It is even more suspicious that the World’s hunger problems are more than easily fixed by the Hungry Man’s Dinner,” commented an official.

A week later, when Tex & Wifey Klein were sought for further questioning, there was delicious thick brown gravy. When our investigative journalists were sent out to find the billy-goat cave, there was fresh garden vegetable medley and a rich roast beef. Our final attempt to finish this story was silenced by a steamy hot apple crumble.

A completely unaffiliated commission has been dispatched to get the bottom of this now record breaking low in journalism. A 2 out of 1500.