Michael Jackson Molested by Children

In a shocking twist, Michael Jackson’s lawyers counter sued the children accusing him of molestation. It was a bold move by his lawyers. They contended that Michael’s present state of disfiguration was actually precipitated by the ongoing molestation suffered by Michael from the hands of his tormentors. The children, according to Jackson’s lawyers, systematically trapped Michael on the Ferris wheel of his Never Land Ranch. In order to escape the constant groping and objectification, Michael had a plastic surgeon horribly disfigure his face, transforming himself from a black man into a white man, so that the savage children would be unable to recognize him, and, thus, unable to attack him.

It worked for all of two days – the days that he spent recovering from plastic surgery in the hospital. Within hours of release the children were molesting him again.

Jackson’s lawyers are convinced that their client will be completely vindicated in court. But whatever happens in court, it should not be lost on the public, that Jackson has been totally scarred by the incident, unable to even look at a Ferris wheel.

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