Moranis or More-Anus?

In another squabble between Hollywood and the porn industry, Rick Moranis has allegedly threatened legal action for name infringement against well known Danish porn mogul Steed Von Boomquilff.

Moranis claims More-Anus Entertainment is “giving off the impression” they are somehow affiliated with the Rick Moranis Entertainment group. Steed was quoted as saying, “If I wanted to claim affiliation with Rick Moranis, I would have named our company No-Anus Entertainment.” Recent numbers from the major news conglomerates point out that Moranis has been in a severe ass drought since at least the late 80s. After what can only be explained as an anomaly, Moranis was reportedly getting copious amounts of tail in the early to mid eighties after the releases of Ghostbusters & Spaceballs and was being referred to as Lord Helmet on the big screen as well as in the bedroom.

However, in an expected twist “the Kids” were not the only thing to “Shrink” in 1989 after the release of the unfortunate blockbuster “Honey I Shrunk the Kids”. It is reported that his libido took a vicious and insurmountable blow during that time after a number of sequels, flops and voice over jobs. Moranis has recently resorted to trying to become some kind of a musician. An unnamed co-star on the set was quoted as saying, “he went from Casanova to Chevy Nova in under one second.” It is unknown if he has been laid since, but if he has, there is certainly no human to confirm it.

It is unclear at this point whether or not Moranis can actually afford a lawyer, but what is known is that he holds a number of Texas-Rummy (some kind of underground hybrid card game) debts to a number of unknown C-list actors.

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