History Of The Press

We started this internet company in 1933 and were d-commerce ready within 6 months (not a single potato wasted).

Historically, we dealt in butter-like creams that eased “barnyard cramps”, but in 1951 our eyes were opened to the power of the printed word (Telly Savalas TV Exposé).

I drew up the original schematics for the Kenbac-I, forty years before it’s integration into society, and only after Ken stole my plans. This entire site is run off the Kenbac-II — still my plans, except Ken (arsehole) improved upon them.

As your mandatory news outlet, you can always count on us to deliver the most accurate and well researched articles / columns. Our news is also now 35% less non-horny.

Moustache Press® is not intended for readers under 65 years of age.

Moustache Press® uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

If you are interested in a writing assignment with the Press, you can submit your bikini & evening wear photos to:

Bob Boston
NWT Seniors Society‎
c/o The Moustache Press
4911 4th St
Yellowknife, NT