With this Issue's Special Guest Host Mr.T Dear Donny, I've been suping-up my Chevy Nova for the past eight years, and the engine is really starting to haul some major 'A', but my racing buddy Dominic seems to think I don't have the machismo to compete at the Scarborough Suburban Street Scene level (Quadruple S). Dominic caught me sleeping in my Señor Frogs T-shirt last week and he called me a pussy. Despite my arguments that Señor Frogs offers authentic Mexican Cuisine in a unique, friendly & spacious atmosphere, he assured me that it was a haven for pussies and pencil-neck geeks. Donny, I'm confused. I saw Mr. T at a Señor Frogs on Spring Break '87 in Coconut Grove Florida. Is Dominic calling Mr. T a pussy? Is Señor Frogs for pussies? And what exactly is this 'machismo'? Signed, Grant Ergenstein Scarborough, ON Grant Sucka, Razor Dominic Ramon gonna feel helluva pain! Señor Frog serves the good greens. Now eat your greens! Nachismo? Great snack. Stay in school. -Mr.T Dear Donny, I'm one credit away from graduating with my Masters Degree in Environmental Science. I've got a chance to work abroad for the Royal Holloway Institute for Environmental Research in London, but I've also got a steady boyfriend here in town and a chance to work for the city in a water treatment plant. I really think I could make a difference if I went overseas as the research team seems really progressive and passionate, but I love Darren and the plant does offers a semi-decent wage. What should I do? Signed, Maggie via fax Stay in school. -Mr.T Dear Donny, I love gold chains. I can't help it. I want to wear more and more at upwards of one hundred pounds of plates, rope chains, medallions, & bracelets to give my fly gear the extra panache it needs to thrill and dazzle the ladies (men too). But don't think I'm overly materialistic, because I also run various youth centres for inner-city children who don't have the proper alternatives to drugs and gangs. I try to be like a father to them. However, I'm worried that these kids might get the wrong idea about their father-figure (me) when I show up pimped out in over $300 000 worth of gold paraphernalia. Do you think I'm sending these youngsters the wrong message about life? I never mention my gold; rather, I frequently dispense words of wisdom about having a balanced diet and the importance of an education. Signed, Jeffrey Karlsberg Vancouver, B.C. Jeffrey, Sounds like you stayed in school. Keep eatin' them greens & keep up the good work. -Mr.T