The Chuck Norris Foundation Tired of inaction, action star Chuck Norris decided to deliver the deathblow to the bloated waistline of the charity world. Seeking the help of his influential friends, Chuck Norris set up the Chuck Norris Foundation. Within hours Chuck's friends had pledged their help both financially and emotionally. With the financial help Chuck poured all of the money into the renovations of his Dojo in Seattle. With new mirrors and fully stocked mini-bar, the Dojo would become the headquarters for the foundation. Emotionally, Chuck just needed the new mirrors in the Dojo to feel better, but he still rewarded his true friends with a place on the board of governors, which coincidently made it the toughest board in New Mexico. You don't believe me? Just check the luminaries that the board boasted: Lorenzo Lamas; Charles Bronson; Tex Randall; Benny 'The Jet' Uriquidez; Mr. Mithrush; Liza Minnelli; David Gest; and Chuck Norris. Armed with a charity mission statement that reads from the hip - the eradication of conditions that promote disparity will be the vindication of my syndicated television career - the foundation roundhouse kicked into action. The action was hard and fast, with several sustained beatings. Within minutes, the newly created foundation delivered a karate chop to the larynx of the charity world. At David Gest's bequeath, the Chuck Norris Foundation swooped in to make the dreams of terminally ill children possible. The Foundation organized a Make a Wish Gala to help terminally ill children fulfill their dying wish of breaking bricks. Although not one single brick was broken* - except by Chuck and David Gest - the stigma surrounding the terminally ill children was bloodied to a pulp. Next up, the Chuck Norris Foundation plans to have another brick breaking function for the victims of domestic abuse, black on black crime, the emotionally disturbed, and the Italian community. Ciao. * All terminally ill children were hurt before the function and the Chuck Norris Foundation assumes no legal responsibility for the bones that were already broken prior to, during, and after the brick-breaking extravaganza.