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Movie
Review
Bridges of Madison County II
How do you improve perfection? That was the daunting task Wolfgang
Peterson (famed German director) was faced with. Being a sequel, he
knew that there was a movie before his movie, which is something most
directors do not have to deal with if they're not making a sequel.
Wolfgang confronted his fears and vowed to make the sequel (rarely
confused with a prequel). Like any director worth his guild, Wolfgang
did not want to be the one to kill the franchise.
For the sequel, not to be confused with the original, he brought in
the accomplished thespian Shaquille O'Neal to play the part of the
traveling photographer and convinced Karyn Parsons to act as the lonely
Widow. Sparks flew; the chemistry between the two was electric.
Despite
the sparks, Bridges of Madison County II does not really stray from
the original script, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Instead,
he allowed the actors and actresses to improvise on the spot. There
was this unscripted moment when a surprise visitor paid Shaquille
and Karyn a little visit. It turns out that Juwanna Mann's Benz broke
down on the road just outside the farm and she/he needed to get hold
of a tow-truck. Without a cue from the director, Juwanna wandered
down the driveway and inquired if she/he could use the phone. Shaq
didn't miss a beat. I don't want to give too much away, but lets just
say that it was improv magic when Shaquille picked up a basketball
and challenged Juwanna to a game. Ah, I've said too much.
DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE
Although Wolfgang doesn't really stray from the original script, he
does let the dogs out for the climax. Just when it looks like Shaq
won't score with Karyn, he brings in his super friends for a musical
medley that practically woos Karyn on the spot. The Fu-Shnicks - on
bended knee - beat boxed, while Shaq pumped the gathered crowd up
with his animated gestures. This raised what was left the roof. Karyn
had no choice but to submit to Shaq's man charms.
If
those dreamy moments didn't appeal to you, there's always the banging
soundtrack. The score plays like a who's-who list of rappers. Missy
'Misdemeanor' Elliot turns out her remix of the Jenny Craig theme
song, and Jay-Z shows why he's the king of NY with the classic club
joint- Hoe Train. For the paralegals, Nelly holds down the heavyweight
collaboration championship with his cut- Grasshopper- that features
Ralph Macchio on the hook. No limit. Fo Sho.
All in all, the movie gets a rating of 4 out of 5. It would've got
a perfect 5, but I thought that it catered to the Art-house crowd
a little too much. Hands down, this should be a shoe in for picture
of the year. The Oscars, forever a fan favourite of the Art-house,
will eat up the dynamic urban dialogue and choreographed boat chases.
Peace,
Roderick 'Tha Vaudevillain' Sloan
New on Rental: Sunset Park (directors cut, complete with Rhea Perlman
audio outtakes) |
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