Junk Yard Dog Buries His Bone In Business' Back Yard Dat dog has done it again! The NYSE, which hasn't seen this much action since the marshmallow man nearly destroyed it two years ago, was awakened from its slumber by the barking and foaming mouth of Jerome 'Junk Yard Dog' Williams. Citing supreme market research, JYD pinpointed the exact fall of religion and marked his territory - religious wristbands - for his next business venture. The wristbands, for several seasons now, have been En Vogue amongst today's hottest athletes: NBA players; women tennis players (synonymous with Vince Carter); and WNBA players (also synonymous with Vince Carter). But with the religious wristbands sporting a passé message (e.g. What Would Jesus Do), it was clearly time to give the wristbands a splash of the JYD. Now, instead of WWJD, the wristbands read WWJYDD, which loosely translates into 'Who Would Junk Yard Dog Do'. Ruff! Bark! Well, according to JYD's website, it appears that the JYD would do many girls, many times. In fact, he even went so far as to list the JYD TOP TEN Bangable Bitches (Female Dog Pun intended), so here goes: 1. Star! 2. That Asian broad from Vietnam; 3. Fat Oprah; 4. Fat Oprah; 5. Jennifer Capriati; 6. Dennis Franz; 7. That Asian broad's sister; 8. Lisa Leslie (only if she's in her blue body suit); 9. Jessica Rabbit (JYD believes he'll still meet her in the club); 10. All the girls in North America over thirteen, unless he's in Mexico, then it's over eighty-three.