Lebron James to Raise Money in Basketball Chute-Out

Unless you have been living under a rock for the last 4 months, it is likely you have heard of LeBron James. Of course if you have been living under "The Rock" for the last 4 months then you have probably inherited the nickname "The Oral Damn". LeBron James is a 6 foot 8, 17 year old who is taking the basketball world by storm, and in the process making a name for himself off the court by taking an active role in raising money for various charities.

His latest act of good will is a one on one basketball game pitting himself (Lebron James) against Le Brown James - a French porn star specializing in feces themed movies. The event has been appropriately named "The Cleveland Brown Chute-Out" and is an attempt to raise money to help clean up "The Cleveland brown" - not to be confused with the NFL Franchise (The Cleveland Browns).

"The Cleveland Brown" has plagued residents of Cleveland, Ohio for several months now. The majority of sewage systems in the greater Cleveland area have been inoperable and therefore drainage areas have backed up and caused quite a mess in the streets. Roads have been closed and the large scale, public dung fights have started. It is true what they say; "Close only counts in horseshoes and large scale public dung fights".

"The Cleveland Brown" is the result of a late night celebrity pool party gone bad. The party was hosted by Cleveland's finest - Arsenio Hall. For the majority of the readers that haven't heard of this quasi-celebrity, Arsenio has appeared in many television comedy classics like "the Magic Hour". The details of the incident concerning what actual caused the massive sewage back up are unclear, but we do know that it occurred when the entire cast of "The Cosbies" arrived via limo to the pool party. Non-metaphorically speaking, it was when the Cosbies were dropped off at the pool that things started to clog.

LeBron James has taken it upon himself to raise money to provide the financial aid necessary to pay for this expansive cleanup. All in attendance at the basketball game will pay $25 dollars to attend with all proceeds going to clean up "The Cleveland Brown".

Many people have questioned how competitive the actual game will be considering Le Brown James has very little basketball experience and LeBron James is a coke dealer. Organizers have promised an unforgettable event, announcing that LeBron James will consume 25 ml of Blue Pepsi before the game, which will ensure that he is playing partially blind and or crippled.

The lesser-known Le Brown James he has starred in adult remakes of the following movies, the Black Hole, the Last Starfighter, and the Canon Ball Runs. He has also been known to deliver the always crucial chocolate shot at will. He will be fully diapered during all points of the game.

When asked about whether or not he feared Lebron's outside shooting skills, Le Brown stated with confidence that he isn't worried about the three pointers and is only focusing on what he knows best, the deuce.