Medicinal faux-nudity helps cure glaucoma In a blow to medicinal marijuana, it appears that faux-nudity/Lycra suits are actually easier on one's eyes, and therefore have a greater medicinal value than medicinal marijuana. The soft neutral undertones of the faux nude lycra suits seems to actually reverse the effects of glaucoma and heart arrhythmias. The advantages of the soft undertones associated with the faux nudity and faux-nudity industry are staggering to even the staunchest faux-nudity critic. Accordingly, Benjamin Wheeler, head of the coalition against faux nudity (EWRAT), issued this statement: Not having the ass to wear my own Lycra nude bodysuit, I've always been opposed to the integration of faux-nudity into mainstream society. But ever since I contracted glaucoma from a men's urinal, I can't help but notice the reversing effects of the Lycra bodysuits. Part of the job of being head of EWRAT is to pour over the pamphlets and literature distributed by the pro faux-nudity movement (EWING). After weeks of scouring, the soft neutral undertones of the colour photographs in the EWING pamphlets actually reversed the crippling effects of my glaucoma. The soft colours served as a pupil massage, rubbing and tugging the glaucoma out of the eyeball region. I can see. I can see the numerous people in Lycra bodysuits all around me. It appears that pot movement has suffered yet another crippling blow to its legalization process.