Life Coach Pulls Little Billy Out of the Game In a shock to no one who actually knew little Billy, his life coach, Dakota, encouraged and made sure little Billy committed suicide. Billy had been at odds with life his whole life; and, as a last ditch effort he hired a life coach to coach him back into, as the cocksure urbanite would say, the mix. Even with advanced life coaching, Billy was unable to foster any sense of comedic timing, hygiene, or urban brashness, all of which are prerequisites of the cocksure society prevalent in today's day and age. Despite the fact that Billy's life coach, parents, non-friends, or neighbours didn't particularly care that Billy committed suicide, nonetheless, his suicide did send ripples through out the life-coaching world. People began questioning whether or not life coach's had become too cocksure for their own good. Had, Dakota, widely regarded as a top-notch (cocksure) life coach, over-stepped his boundaries in the prescription of Billy's suicide? Was Dakota playing God by taking Billy's life into his own hands? Would rational thinking be totally replaced by cocksure bravado? Who cares about the first and second questions, but the third one is definitely worth exploring. Rational thinking, long a staple of the Laker's showtime era, was slowly becoming irrational (cocksure bravado) by nature. People had taken linear thinking to the edge, jumped over that edge, flipped a bird at the fucking eagle perched on the branch 20 feet below, and started to go in a completely different direction. Deepness became espousing the virtues of chi and inner beauty, which, to say the least, are not very tangible things ^. The problem with moving into the realm of intangibility is that one fast breaks away from the glory years of the showtime Laker era. If one forgets about Michael Cooper swooping in for the dunk, Magic wiring another no look pass to Kareem, or Kurt Rambis enthusiastically pumping up the crowd, then one forgets a piece of oneself, which means you can forget about getting a piece of ass, because women want cocksure men, willing to grab a piece … bust that piece – give peace a chance. Know the ledge of tangible intangibility. ^ Editor's note: To say that chi or inner beauty isn't tangible is like saying you can't take the Mexico out of the Mexican – it can and did happen, NAFTA proved it.