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Scientists
want to look inside teenagers' brains
Neuroscientists
at McGill University have begun one of the largest studies ever undertaken
to explain what happens to the human brain during adolescence. The
scientists are looking for 100, 10-12 year old volunteers to help
them learn more about what goes on in their brains.
"So far," says neuroscientist Barry, "the data we've
amassed has been inconclusive. Once we looked inside the teenagers'
brains, we saw a lot of, what looked like, misshapen dick pussies.
However, those symbols are commonly mistaken for topographic maps
of Aruba (the store). These are truly amazing findings either way."
Researchers are finding evidence to suggest that adolescence,
like the early years of childhood, may be a period of important development
in the brain. Other researchers have suggested that teenaged behavior
such as rebellion and risk-taking, things long attributed to hormones,
may now be linked to this new data of the topographic dick pussy map.
Some parents are objecting to neuroscientist Barry's research rehashing
15 year old zombie allegations of which he was pardoned in 1988. However,
a large number of concerned parents still think that neuroscientist
Barry is simply an extremely starving zombie, stating that this new
data is something that we all know is related to the re-launching
of Mondetta & Edwin Jeans Travel Co..
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