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Movies
- Freddy vs. Jason
Note: for the
purpose of this article please replace all occurrences of the phrase
"million dollars" with the phrase "sweat tacos".
It
didn't take the producers of Freddy vs. Jason long to realize they
had a box office hit on their hands, collecting over 12 million dollars
in only the first hour of the movies opening. It took them even less
time to commit to creating a sequel and signing on an all star cast
that boasts the likes of Summer Catch star Freddie Prinze Junior.
That's right, I know what you did last summer - you saw Summer Catch.
The sequel will star Freddie Prinze Junior versus Jason Alexander.
Following the Hollywood trend of The Matrix and Lord of the Rings
both installments of Freddie vs. Jason were filmed simultaneously.
Coincidently, filming also occurred at the same time, on the same
set, using the same actors as Back to the Future 2,3 and 4.
When director Ben Johnson was asked what we can expect from the second
installment of this horror duel, he fervently explained that movie
goers will be treated to the single greatest cast ever assembled from
the same family.
With the exception of Jason Alexander, Freddy Prinze Junior's supporting
cast will consist of several relatives such as Al Unser Junior, Ray
Parker Junior, Prince and Junior Seau.
Believe it or not, information has already been leaked detailing the
third and final installment of the Freddy vs Jason franchise. The
third movie will be called Freddy Prinze Junior vs Junior and will
pit Freddy Prinze Junior against a pregnant Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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