Movies - Freddy vs. Jason

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It didn't take the producers of Freddy vs. Jason long to realize they had a box office hit on their hands, collecting over 12 million dollars in only the first hour of the movies opening. It took them even less time to commit to creating a sequel and signing on an all star cast that boasts the likes of Summer Catch star Freddie Prinze Junior. That's right, I know what you did last summer - you saw Summer Catch.

The sequel will star Freddie Prinze Junior versus Jason Alexander.

Following the Hollywood trend of The Matrix and Lord of the Rings both installments of Freddie vs. Jason were filmed simultaneously. Coincidently, filming also occurred at the same time, on the same set, using the same actors as Back to the Future 2,3 and 4.


When director Ben Johnson was asked what we can expect from the second installment of this horror duel, he fervently explained that movie goers will be treated to the single greatest cast ever assembled from the same family.

With the exception of Jason Alexander, Freddy Prinze Junior's supporting cast will consist of several relatives such as Al Unser Junior, Ray Parker Junior, Prince and Junior Seau.

Believe it or not, information has already been leaked detailing the third and final installment of the Freddy vs Jason franchise. The third movie will be called Freddy Prinze Junior vs Junior and will pit Freddy Prinze Junior against a pregnant Arnold Schwarzenegger.