NBA Introduces A New Defense In a surprise addition to its rulebook, the NBA allowed teams to implement a new Homeland Security defense into its game-time strategy . The Homeland Security defense is simple in principle and is based on systematic racial profiling aimed at keeping minorities away from the basket. Under the new rules Blacks and Latino’s aren’t even allowed anywhere near the key or basket. In fact, if a black or Latino even crosses half-court they’re encouraged to follow the ref straight into a waiting squad car and is transported off for interrogation. For too long the NBA has had lax security, allowing just about anyone to get near the basket. But ever since Sept. 11th they've had to re-think the security concerns associated with giving minorities million dollar contracts. Armed with their million-dollar contract each ethnic NBA player has the potential to fund a terror cell; or - worse yet - start their own terror cell with illegitimate children. Basketball purists are excited about the game's return to its roots of lay-ups and set-shots.