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// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
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Quotation[0] = "Remember when Young Guns 2 was not just a movie? Me too.";
Quotation[1] = "I offer you a choice: the possibility of clam or the certainty of clem.";
Quotation[2] = "We all wanted to attend Summer Slam 3. All of us.";
Quotation[3] = "The desperate man teaches me daily: eat that used dube!";
Quotation[4] = "Pinocchio playing pinochle has panache like a pi&#241;ata.";
Quotation[5] = "Imagine the stories your gimp would tell us around the campfire. Those zany stories.";
Quotation[6] = "Is a test tube baby conceived when you have sex with a test tube? Cause who would do that? Not me. No siree.";
Quotation[7] = "Veterans of the war should be remembered, but so should the number of your booty call.";

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